This morning there were many reports that Drake and Chris Brown were involved in a club brawl that left C Breezy scarred like a Luke dancer.
This is allegedly the culmination of brewing tension between the two pop stars over who has squatters rights to Rihanna’s magic box. This also comes on the tail end of a soy patty scrap between Drake and Common over Serena Williams.
But we all know that Drizzy is a lover, not a fighter. Yes, he can have a temper at times, but having someone administer a champagne fade on his behalf just doesn’t seem like his style.
Here are five reasons we think it was more likely that Zombies actually attacked Chris Brown than Drake.
5)Drake doesn’t throw bottles, he recycles them as flower vases.
4)Drake doesn’t fight in clubs unless Ashton Kutcher sets it up first.