Celebs We Wish Would Go Away

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Beyoncé

Let’s be 100 percent clear about this: we LOVE us some Beyoncé! But people’s obsession with her is just #tewmuch. This woman could sell her farts in a bottle and people would lose their dag on minds like it’s the greatest thing ever! Case and point, the “Feeling Myself” video. As soon as folks saw her in that Bulls leotard, the Instagram seamstresses got to work on the bootlegs and all hell broke loose. This just needs to stop. So yes, we would like Our Patron Saint of Slayage to take a break, just for a little while. No social media, no nothing. Perhaps all her stans will pick up new hobbies and remember their actual lives and minds during that time.

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Kim Kardashian

We don’t have to explain this one, right? She is the queen of overexposed celebrities and she thrives on attention–any kind of attention. From commenting on Bruce’s transition to Kylie’s lips to Rob’s struggles, we want to let her know that you don’t ALWAYS need to comment on every single bit of drama going on with your family. Also, your butt — please put it away girl.

We’d like a break, please, and thank you.

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Kanye West

Kanye is the king of being overexposed and damn pissed about it. He’s an amazingly talented artist, but his constant craziness tends to overshadow his abilities. From his man-moodiness, to his interrupting everyone and trying to make weird ish seem like it’s deeper than it actually is.

Can we just have 2004 Kanye back?

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Old Chris Brown

We’re loving the new “I’m A Dad” Chris Brown and we hope he never goes away. Because who we DON’T love is old Breezy, the one who was always going on Instagram rants, hitting people who annoyed him, and breaking up to make up with Karreuche.

Please keep it together for Baby Royalty.

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Raven Symone

From her crazy opinions to her foot-in-mouth moments, we are seriously SO OVER Raven and her $2 commentary. We miss the days when she was just an adorable TV star and we just WISH she would stop talking. But it looks like we won’t be getting our wish any time soon, as Raven is apparently THIS close to inking a permanent deal on The View where all she will do is share those damn opinions.

Why, life? WHY?

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Don Lemon

The CNN anchor used to be a pleasant enough newsman, but then something happened and he became … well, a jerk. All he ever does these days is wax poetic about respectability politics and how Black folks are to blame for all the crap that keeps happening in the world. SO annoying is the Lemon that even his guests (Talib Kweli, we’re looking at you) come this close to storming out on him.

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Stacey Dash

It’s hard to believe but there was a time when Stacey was just a beautiful actress in classics like Clueless and Single Ladies. But that’s easy to forget now because all she ever seems to do these days is hit the talk show circuit to share her crazy opinions about how “bad girls” bring assault on themselves or how women need to work harder for wage equality.

Please take a seat Stacey!