Why is Stacey Dash mad? We hired a mindreader to hack her brain and find out what is going on.*
*no we didn’t. we made this all up.
Stacey Dash Hates You [PHOTOS] was originally published on ipowerrichmond.com
1. Stacey Dash

“I masturbated in a bathtub and smoked pot from an apple but nobody cared. How does that happen? I’m HOT!” http://theurbandaily.com/2074433/stacey-dash-masturbates-to-sade-turns-a-man-gay-humor/
2. Stacey Dash

“This purple purse is not conservative at all. It’s Barney colored and he is gay. Republicans don’t do the gay.”
3. Stacey Dash

“Jamie, you really need to join me and LL on the dark side of the force. You’re already dressed for it.”
4. Stacey Dash

“The only time you’ll see me on The Left is in my car. Which is why I’m moving to Hong Kong. Or London. Whichever is…
5. Stacey Dash

“Hey Democrats, take a real good look at what you can’t have.”
6. Stacey Dash

“Ok, I tried to wait until Bill O’Reilly went to commercial but I have to pee NOW!”
7. Stacey Dash

“Girl, I would have killed that part in ‘Django.’ I could have been a hotter slave than Kerry Washington, easy.”
8. Stacey Dash

“Get me a more patriotic purse or the little dog gets it.”