Overheard In The Office: 10 Best Tweets About Office Conversations - Page 3

No matter what your profession, working in an office can be quite entertaining. Considering The Urban Daily is an urban entertainment website, we have some wild conversations. After one of said crazy conversations, one of our freelancers who happened to be in the office said, “You guys need to have a show because nobody believes me when I tell them what gets said in here!” While a television show isn’t in the near future for The Urban Daily, we can always write about it.

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Instead of solely putting ourselves on blast, we scoured Twitter for some of the funniest tweets with the #overheardintheoffice hashtag. Check out some things that get said in the office and how bad they sound when not put into proper context.

Before we get into the ten we found on Twitter, peep two from our very own Senior Editor.

"Chris Brown's security ain't sh*t. How u get bottle-bashed by Drake and then jumped by Frank Ocean?" #overheardintheoffice—

Jerry L Barrow (@JLBarrow) January 29, 2013

Whoever said this was absolutely correct. Breezy’s security team needs to ashamed of themselves for allowing two of the softest dudes in the game to make Chris Brown their little sweetie pie!

him:"Can you smoke chicken wings?" her:"I think you can smoke pretty much anything." #overheardintheoffice—

Jerry L Barrow (@JLBarrow) January 29, 2013

In more ways than one!

"…and then she wiped the packet of baby wipes clean with a baby wipe…" #overheardintheoffice #ilovemyjob—

genevieve o'neil (@genevieveoneil) January 30, 2013

Cleaning the cleaning product is so godly. Think about it!

#overheardintheoffice Don't touch my banana! That's the wrong banana!—

Kyle Rader (@YourOldPalKile) January 29, 2013

The fruit or human kind?

"i'm trying to decide what chocolate bar to eat and all i can think about is fisting" #overheardintheoffice—

sarah barker (@thebarkstar) January 28, 2013

You so nasty!

"There were little straws and white powder, but it wasn't cocaine or anything."

What the hell? #OverheardInTheOffice #nftc—

Corporate Freshman (@CorporateFrosh) January 24, 2013

All the right utensils, not the right drugs?

#overheardintheoffice "I refuse to be straddled by someone with pliers"—

Adam Morland (@adammorland) January 23, 2013

Me too! I saw Corbin Bernsen’s movie “The Dentist.”

Reading this is as funny as hearing it lol. RT @Amnerys: "A colonoscopy is fun? I'm not partying with you." #overheardintheoffice—

  (@Ashlanne) January 30, 2013

A colonoscopy is a violation, point-blank, period!

"Ma'am, PM is at night. Yes, that is at night." #overheardintheoffice—

Lindsay Ostin (@lindsayost) January 29, 2013

Each one teach one!

@KBoggsie #OverheardInTheOffice "I don't shower before work. I usually just Febreeze myself down."—

Andrew White (@AndrewWhite356) January 30, 2013

And they wonder why they’re still single…

"As long as you're showered, the rest doesn't matter." #overheardintheoffice—

The Syndicate (@thesyndotcom) January 29, 2013

Everything matters, but a shower is most important.

"I heard heroin is making a huge comeback." #overheardintheoffice—

Madi Keller (@madikeller) January 29, 2013

Yup, just like bath salts, angel dust, and PCP. I’m still not messing with it!

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