Funniest College Basketball Player Names of 2023-24

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In college basketball, there are players with some truly entertaining and amusing names.

From Supreme Cook to Tennessee Rainwater, these names add a touch of humor and uniqueness to the game when you come across one of them on a Saturday or mid-week game.

These names have garnered attention and have become a source of amusement for fans and sports enthusiasts.

Various sources have compiled lists of the funniest names in college basketball but we think we have the best list yet!

While these names may generate laughter and entertainment, it’s important to remember that behind these names are talented athletes who are dedicated to their craft. They showcase their skills on the field on a daily basis, regardless of the humorous nature of their names.

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1. Always Wright – Guard – Rhode Island

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2. Supreme Cook – Forward – Georgetown

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3. Jizzle James – Guard – Cincinnati

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4. Dick Bender – Assistant Coach – Clemson

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5. Chris Cross – Guard – Southern Illinois

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6. Connor Dubsky – Guard – Rhode Island

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7. Enoch Cheeks – Guard – Dayton

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8. Tennessee Rainwater – Guard/Forward – Utah Tech

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9. Amillion Buggs – Guard/Forward – Hutchinson Community College

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10. Boo Buie – Guard – Northwestern

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11. Tony Toney – Guard – UAB

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12. Churchill Bounds – Center – Central Arkansas

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13. George Washington III – Guard – Michigan

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14. Rocket Watts – Guard – Oakland

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15. Ray Allen III – Guard – Rhode Island

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16. Legend Geeter – Forward – Eastern Michigan

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17. Love Bettis – Guard – Florida A&M

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18. Guy Fauntleroy – Guard – North Carolina Central

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19. Wooga Poplar – Guard – Miami

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20. Po'Boigh King – Guard – North Carolina Central

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