Bernice Jenkins has an announcement for anybody who knows somebody that needs to get cussed out, but can’t do it themselves because of moral reasons. She says they’re doing something special at the church for specifically for those people, lead by the church’s meanest usher. Listen to the audio player to hear what she had […]

Bernice Jenkins is announcing auditions for the church production of “Birth Of A Nation.” But she’s also got specific guidelines for those who want to audition. Listen to the audio player to hear what happened in this exclusive clip of these Church Announcements! Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Get the latest announcements from Bernice Jenkins here and listen LIVE […]

Bernice Jenkins has some disappointing news about Tuesday night bingo; it has been suspended until further notice. Listen to the audio player to hear what happened in this exclusive clip of these Church Announcements! Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Get the latest announcements from Bernice Jenkins here and listen LIVE weekdays from 6-10 a.m. EST to “The Rickey Smiley Morning Show!” […]

Bernice Jenkins delivers some disappointing news about breakfast after Sunday School. But in order to improve conditions for everybody, changes had to be made. Listen to the audio player to hear what happened in this exclusive clip of these Church Announcements! Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Get the latest announcements from Bernice Jenkins here and listen LIVE weekdays from […]

Bernice Jenkins says that tickets are on sale now for the fall jubilee! There are several talented guest artists slated to perform. Listen to the audio player to hear Bernice reveal the list in this hilarious exclusive clip of these Church Announcements! Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Get the latest announcements from Bernice Jenkins here and listen LIVE weekdays from 6-10 […]

Bernice Jenkins announces that sundress season has been canceled. While this might disappoint some people, she’s very pleased with the decision. She explains what she saw while she was in line at McDonalds that contributes to her happiness about the cancellation of sundress season. Listen to the audio player to hear her explain more in […]

Bernice Jenkins has an announcement about some new regulations for the baptizing of children who are overweight. There have been problems in the past, but these new rules should make the baptismal experience better for everyone involved. Listen to the audio player to hear more details in these Church Announcements! Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Get the […]

During her church announcements, Bernice Jenkins mentioned Gary With Da Tea’s age. But do you believe her? Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Listen to the audio up top to her Bernice Jenkins’ hilarious church announcements, and listen to them live on “The Rickey Smiley Morning Show” weekdays from 6-10 am EST.

While Bernice Jenkins was giving her church announcements, she couldn’t resist the urge to nod off a little bit. Listen to the audio player to hear her work through the announcements, and hear whats making her go to sleep, in this exclusive clip of these Church Announcements! Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Get the latest announcements from Bernice Jenkins here and […]

Before Bernice Jenkins can proceed with her church announcements, she has to get her feelings about Gary With Da Tea and his new line of thongs off of her chest. She’s having trouble understanding Gary’s need to put out a line of thongs. Listen to the audio player to hear what she had to say about it all […]

Bernice Jenkins has important information that all of the members of the little people’s choir need to hear about their group photo. Listen to the audio player to hear what she had to say in this exclusive clip of these Church Announcements! Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Get the latest announcements from Bernice Jenkins here and listen LIVE weekdays from […]

Bernice Jenkins has news about casting for the church’s spring production of “12 Years A Slave!” Listen to the audio player to hear about that and more in…