The 1st Annual “Urbie” Awards

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I’ll be honest and say that 2009 was a disappointment and sitting down to compile 20 different lists of mediocrity was just not my idea of fun. Any year that took away Michael Jackson and DJ Roc Raida gets the gas face.  So in the spirit of time management and short attention spans I present the first ever 2009 “Urbie Awards.” If you loved it or hated it in 2009, it’s probably here.

Best New Online Series, Ed Lover’s “C’mon Son”

Best Awards Show Kiss: Jamie Foxx & Halle Berry At Spike TV Awards

Worst Awards Show Kiss: Toni Braxton and Trey Songz At BET Awards

Best Black Movie Black People Didn’t See, Black Dynamite

Best White Movie Black People Should see, The Hangover

Best White TV Show Black People should see, Californication/Trueblood (Tie)

The “Amilli” Award For Most Rapped Over Beat: Snoop Dogg’s “I Wanna Rock”

Best New Trend: Celebrities Tweeting

Worst New Trend: Celebrities…Tweeting

Guiltiest TV Pleasure: Real Housewives Of Atlanta

Most Racist Movie Moment: Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen, The Twins

Best Moment For Black Love: Barack and Michelle Obama at the Inauguration

Worst Moment For Black Love: Nas and Kelis Divorcing