Via: WRAL.com
A Massachusetts woman faces assault charges after she hit a someone in the face with a bag of dog feces.
The woman, whose name has not been released, admitted tossing doggie dung at the driver because she believed he was speeding(She’s lucky it wasn’t somebody from the streets).
When the incedent originally happened she reported that she was walking her dog when she saw the motorist nearly hit a man on a bicycle. And the police believed her story(until a man reported being hit in the face with a “brown chunky” the next day)…
The woman was charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, vandalism to property and disorderly conduct
