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Misconception #5: You Have To Lie To Kick It

Negative. If ever there was a time to be honest-ish, it’s now. If she doesn’t know she’s your extra value meal, then you’re already in some sort of violation. Now you have to live that lie inside of the lie you’re currently living. It’s like the movie “Inception,” with more humor and (probably) less White people. You want your side chick to understand her place in your universe – upfront and blatantly – unless you enjoy grocery store parking lot cat fights, paying for key scratch damage to your car, and/or death threats.

I don’t advise nor promote cheating, so this is just some friendly advice to be taken at face value. However, make no mistakes; Stevie knows exactly what he’s doing. And for the record, I wouldn’t advise such a kamikaze technique to any amateurs.

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